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Today, after finally sleeping with a girl for the first time in I don't know how long, at some point during sex she managed to completely crush my balls. I acted cool until she left, then I had to wake my parents up at 3 a.m. to take me to the hospital where I was diagnosed testicular bruising. FML
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On 07/10/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
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On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)
Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
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On 07/09/2011 at 11:19am - love - by Beanzbeanz - Canada (Ontario)
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
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On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)
Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
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On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - love - by OnlyMee (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML
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On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version
Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by Joe - United States
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by anonbob (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, I met my boyfriend's sophisticated grandparents. I politely introduced myself. The first words to come out of his granny's mouth were, "If something happens to him, you won't get a f*cking cent of the insurance money, you hear?" FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Jessica - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)
Today, I had a customer scream, rant, and bitch me out because the pictures she took with her own camera came out blurry. My manager took her side. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 2:23am - work - by photo grunt - United States (Indiana)
Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by danielle887 - United States
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