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Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday". He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 5:57am - work - by xmeatballx21 - United States (South Dakota)
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I were driving to a costume party. On the way, we got into an argument and she kicked me out of her car. I had to walk around the city center in an Iron Man outfit trying to find the party venue. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by 2ndplacechamp - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
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On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, me and a couple of friends decided to go camping in a national park . When we got there, a ranger came up to us and said, "There have been many sightings of coyotes, don't worry, if they charge you, they'll bluff and flee at the last moment." We met a coyote, it didn't bluff. FML
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On 05/17/2010 at 7:00pm - misc - by Coyote (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML
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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML
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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML
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On 03/21/2009 at 3:15am - intimacy - by jilted (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML
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On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)
Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML
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On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)
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