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About Prescott6185 : I'm 17, I am a Junior at Berkeley high, and I love to play soccer! Text me at 843-693-6185 if you want to know more :)

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Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML

#17211939
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43943) - you deserved it (10744)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:00am - intimacy - by James - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

#17211099
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36102) - you deserved it (3702)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by oliverP123 - United States (New York)

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

#17207993
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44397) - you deserved it (4691)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, I accidentally asked a one-armed man which arm he wanted me to take blood from. He asked for a different nurse. FML

#17207535
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13864) - you deserved it (43287)

On 07/21/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by ohmygosh - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

#17201807
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33932) - you deserved it (12432)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:34am - misc - by dullstuff (man) - Belgium (Liege)

Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

#17197650
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42290) - you deserved it (3730)

On 07/21/2011 at 12:10am - love - by rbeast (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML

#17193667
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28031) - you deserved it (2212)

On 07/20/2011 at 6:17pm - misc - by cheddar (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

#17192528
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23938) - you deserved it (4054)

On 07/20/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by Stacy Dee - United States

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

#17190246
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37159) - you deserved it (10698)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

#17188929
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43539) - you deserved it (3568)

On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

#17184971
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36118) - you deserved it (5290)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30374) - you deserved it (2734)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

#17180663
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31472) - you deserved it (5244)

On 07/19/2011 at 6:57pm - love - by nickrick12 - United States (Florida)

Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML

#17177667
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27066) - you deserved it (7932)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house to meet her entire family for the first time. Trying not to be rude, I ate their 12-bean and chorizo soup. Now I'm stuck in the bathroom trying to unclog the toilet with no plunger. FML

#17177083
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37472) - you deserved it (4717)

On 07/19/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by PissNTra - United States



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