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Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 12:10am - love - by rbeast (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 6:17pm - misc - by cheddar (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by Stacy Dee - United States
Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States
Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 6:57pm - love - by nickrick12 - United States (Florida)
Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house to meet her entire family for the first time. Trying not to be rude, I ate their 12-bean and chorizo soup. Now I'm stuck in the bathroom trying to unclog the toilet with no plunger. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by PissNTra - United States
Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that my boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS and hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 11:19am - work - by Bill Harrison - United States
Today, I got a call from a creditor asking for a Sarah. I told them that I'm not Sarah, nor do I know one. They then asked if she was my wife. Annoyed, I said, "Alright, when did I get a wife? I don't even remember having a girlfriend." They sniggered and hung up. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Miriden - United States
Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 7:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 3:40am - intimacy - by ken - Canada (Alberta)
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell and hit my head on the faucet. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 2:33am - health - by MAWZ (woman) - United States (Colorado)
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