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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 August 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1087
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PresAgent : It's just another day in paradise.

PresAgent's page activity

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Inception

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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PresAgent's favorite FMLs

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
527 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19271) - you deserved it (138903)

On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML

#19716339
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32444) - you deserved it (2737)

On 06/01/2012 at 4:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32147) - you deserved it (2670)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

#18579511
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32836) - you deserved it (8059)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

#12978436
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8525) - you deserved it (38472)

On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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