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PresAgent
  • Town/Country : WA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 August 1986 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 158
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PresAgent : It's just another day in paradise.

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Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23459) - you deserved it (1759)

On 06/01/2012 at 4:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

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On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24578) - you deserved it (6910)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa



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