Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Prerogative

Online | Search for a member

Prerogative

165Fucked!

PrerogativePrerogative
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9830
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Prerogative : If you love a flower, don't pick it up. Because if you pick it up it dies and it ceases to be what you love. So if you love a flower, let it be. Love is not about possession. Love is about appreciation. --Osho--

Prerogative's page activity

Visits<b>FFStepchild283</b> - 3 hours ago<b>moiqbal</b> - 4 hours ago<b>WHTrunner</b> - 7 hours ago<b>aiw14</b> - 8 hours ago<b>tranced_</b> - 13 hours ago<b>jesse480</b> - 14 hours ago<b>jake131000</b> - 24 hours ago<b>Robby2448</b> - 24 hours ago<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - yesterday at 4:55pm<b>symbioticdeath</b> - yesterday at 4:50pm<b>s1s1</b> - yesterday at 12:16pm<b>delfino1604</b> - yesterday at 9:27am<b>vreid</b> - yesterday at 7:29am<b>karacakal2</b> - yesterday at 6:33am<b>Berber260</b> - yesterday at 6:10am<b>JusstJef</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 5:18pm<b>manilovethisshit</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:18pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 8:01am

Fucked!<b>JusstJef</b> - yesterday at 11:18pm<b>lulumars</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:40am<b>WOTAN1488</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 3:21pm<b>Robby2448</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 1:20am<b>arano</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 12:03am<b>dk1991</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 10:52pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 5:53pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 4:51pm<b>lesnotbehonest</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 3:32pm<b>smartsamsam</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 1:59pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 10:22am<b>CorvusVenator</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 6:49am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 10:37am<b>bgbell98</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 2:27am<b>gopi</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 12:55pm<b>dakotadavisbruh</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 6:46am<b>flufee2</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 10:17pm<b>fastman19</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 9:11pm

Prerogative's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

See all of Prerogative's badges

Prerogative's favorite FMLs

Today, I was taking a long, relaxing, hot bath with my girlfriend after a long day. She had fallen asleep in my arms and everything was perfect - until I noticed the water around us had started turning yellow as she pissed herself in her sleep. FML

#21473282
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29023) - you deserved it (2748)

On 09/27/2015 at 12:05pm - intimacy - by itsbeenalongday - United States (California)

Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML

#21470809
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23357) - you deserved it (1998)

On 09/20/2015 at 11:00pm - animals - by spiderlady - United States

Today, my mother-in-law turned up at my doorstep close to midnight, drunk off her tits, crying about how my wife is punishing her and throwing her life away by marrying me. FML

#21470151
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22562) - you deserved it (1468)

On 09/19/2015 at 5:20am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML

#21468388
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28232) - you deserved it (2190)

On 09/14/2015 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by annabellatrix (woman) - Hungary

Today, I was convinced to face my fears of rollercoasters by a friend. I'm writing this at the highest point of the ride after being stuck over thirty minutes. FML

Today, I slipped in my own vomit while dashing to the bathroom to puke. My knee hit and shattered the toilet; the toilet shattered my knee. FML

Today, I got excited about finishing up my laundry detergent and softener, because I could get new ones. FML

#21468066
73 comments

Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great if she hadn't left on a business trip 3 years ago. FML

#21467934
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27203) - you deserved it (1487)

On 09/13/2015 at 10:22am - love - by TheLoneSoul - France

Today, my rarely-romantic boyfriend finally said "I love you". Too bad he was drunk, and was talking to my vagina. FML

#21467902
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25704) - you deserved it (3102)

On 09/13/2015 at 7:52am - intimacy - by Queen LaQueefah (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML

#21467706
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26535) - you deserved it (1855)

On 09/12/2015 at 5:34pm - love - by Angie - United States (California)

Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML

#21466251
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26461) - you deserved it (7153)

On 09/08/2015 at 8:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML

#21463971
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25629) - you deserved it (1958)

On 09/02/2015 at 11:37pm - work - by ihatemyjob - United States (Mississippi)

Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML

#21463909
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28071) - you deserved it (1625)

On 09/02/2015 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

#21463092
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28936) - you deserved it (4817)

On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I put aside my weekend plans to help my aunt with the extermination guy spraying her new house down to prevent cockroaches. After he left, my aunt asked me to go in and turn off the lights because the fumes were very deadly. If I chose not to, she would tell my mom I did nothing all day. FML

#21462982
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24301) - you deserved it (1928)

On 08/31/2015 at 1:17pm - health - by Rakib (man) - Canada (Ontario)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: