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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 March 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9877
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Prerogative : If you love a flower, don't pick it up. Because if you pick it up it dies and it ceases to be what you love. So if you love a flower, let it be. Love is not about possession. Love is about appreciation. --Osho--

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Prerogative's favorite FMLs

Today, the man I have been in a long-distance relationship with for 2 years told me he has been cheating on me for 6 months, and that he's leaving me for her. I'm due to fly out to see him next week on a non-refundable ticket. He insists that, "we can still hang out, just not have sex". FML

#21506323
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22602) - you deserved it (1900)

On 12/21/2015 at 6:45pm - intimacy - by Sadginger - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML

#21501271
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22236) - you deserved it (3165)

On 12/07/2015 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by Hormones apparently (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my neighbor called me a lucky bastard and said he heard me getting my wife off last night. I was too ashamed to admit the sounds he was referring to were from my 17-year-old daughter after a wasp flew through her bedroom window. FML

#21496628
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23153) - you deserved it (2200)

On 11/25/2015 at 10:50am - kids - by ashamed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML

#21496603
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23940) - you deserved it (2390)

On 11/25/2015 at 8:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

#21496594
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26457) - you deserved it (1743)

On 11/25/2015 at 7:32am - misc - by anthony (man) - Luxembourg

Today, while changing my daughter's diaper, I lifted up her butt to wipe her, which coincidentally caused her to fart. I hadn't wiped her yet so the force of air caused poop to fly at me at high speed, landing on my chest and face. My husband burst out laughing, saying, "You've been ass-blasted!" FML

#21496534
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25523) - you deserved it (2650)

On 11/25/2015 at 1:00am - kids - by coolest_mom (woman) -

Today, I learned that I cannot cook or clean in my kitchen because it's too noisy for my neighbour. Every time I do, she bangs on the wall. FML

#21496464
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20720) - you deserved it (1400)

On 11/24/2015 at 9:59pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML

#21496417
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21255) - you deserved it (2231)

On 11/24/2015 at 7:56pm - misc - by _Asykes_ (woman) -

Today, I painfully watched my doctor burn a hole in my nail to drain the blood underneath. This is the prescribed treatment for the injury of hammering your thumb. FML

#21496413
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18793) - you deserved it (3095)

On 11/24/2015 at 7:38pm - work - by FitnessFirst (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML

#21496405
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21031) - you deserved it (4746)

On 11/24/2015 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by WhatALetdown - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I texted my friend asking if he'd like to join my "porno group". I meant promo. I quickly texted back correcting the mistake, but not before I received the nudes he sent. FML

#21495924
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24266) - you deserved it (4174)

On 11/23/2015 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by hiitisbrooke - United States (Michigan)

Today, I started dreaming about being at work. I already work more hours a week than I requested, and I live right across from my work and can see it out my window. I can never leave. FML

#21495858
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21903) - you deserved it (1961)

On 11/23/2015 at 12:00pm - work - by helpme (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend and I were sending dirty messages to each other. We were getting really into it until she replied to one of my messages with, "Oooooh yeah." I read it in the Kool-Aid man's voice and couldn't stop laughing. Mood killed. FML

#21495829
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24523) - you deserved it (5235)

On 11/23/2015 at 9:31am - intimacy - by Stuby14 - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML

#21495827
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23844) - you deserved it (8855)

On 11/23/2015 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML

#21495343
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24108) - you deserved it (3282)

On 11/21/2015 at 11:34pm - money - by gas money - United States (Nevada)



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