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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 March 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1567
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Prerogative : If you love a flower, don't pick it up. Because if you pick it up it dies and it ceases to be what you love. So if you love a flower, let it be. Love is not about possession. Love is about appreciation. --Osho--

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Today, I bought a pair of new speakers for my comp. I forgot I had installed various volume enhancing programs and also maxed out all sound settings. I connected the new speakers and played some music. The sound destroyed them. FML

#1167
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I agree, your life sucks (6690) - you deserved it (25536)

On 01/14/2009 at 9:02pm - money - by p!$$3D0FF - Australia (Victoria)

Today, me and my sister hear a buzzing noise in our parent's bedroom. We go to investigate. It's coming from a drawer. We open it up. Battery operated dildo. FML

#770
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I agree, your life sucks (32015) - you deserved it (4602)

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