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Prerogative's favorite FMLs

Today, my two sons were fighting. I had to shout, "Give me that pillow" - the object over which they were quarrelling - and put them into two separate rooms. My sons are 12 and 15. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19429) - you deserved it (2760)

On 10/22/2015 at 3:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, as I tried to parallel park at a busy spot downtown, a group of teens jumped in front of my car and started a slow clap. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21317) - you deserved it (2620)

On 10/22/2015 at 12:46pm - misc - by moonbears - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend of one year and seven months left me for not wanting to have a baby yet. I'm seventeen years old. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28503) - you deserved it (2624)

On 10/21/2015 at 10:52pm - love - by kaitiem224 - United States (Kansas)

Today, my husband won't seek medical treatment for a condition he's been living with for years because he saw an episode of House, in which the treatment made the condition worse in a very rare instance. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23267) - you deserved it (1679)

On 10/19/2015 at 5:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I opened up to my boyfriend about being sexually abused in the past. He said it explains why I'm "such a bitch" when it comes to personal contact. FML

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23739) - you deserved it (3163)

On 10/14/2015 at 9:45am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, as I was changing my sheets, I found a huge spider under my pillow. My 10 year old sister had to get rid of it for me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19605) - you deserved it (5486)

On 10/11/2015 at 12:10am - animals - by NotASpiderMan - United States (Washington)

Today, I got banned from a suicide prevention forum for "attention seeking." FML

Today, the 3 girls who have continuously bullied me for the past 3 years gave a class presentation on why bullying is so terrible. Judging from our teacher's comments, they're going to get top marks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27110) - you deserved it (1572)

On 10/07/2015 at 9:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, the AC broke in the kitchen of the restaurant I work at. Temperatures reached over 100 degrees and one of my coworkers nearly passed out. Our boss accused us of being "dramatic" and only let us step out after I collapsed. I need this job too badly to quit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24028) - you deserved it (1563)

On 10/07/2015 at 12:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27898) - you deserved it (2352)

On 10/07/2015 at 3:41am - love - by single once again (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, I felt confident after a maths exam and thought I did rather well. When discussing the exam with my class mates afterwards, they kept talking about how difficult question 10 was. I only did 9 questions. Apparently the exam paper had a backside. FML

Today, I woke up in the elevator of my apartment building in the middle of the night, without my keys, phone, or shoes. Turns out I have been sleepwalking. FML

Today, my boyfriend fed a "random mushroom from the woods" to my rabbit. It then had a violent seizure and died. He claims it must have been from "natural causes". FML

Today, I was pushing so hard to take a number two that I ended up passing out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20891) - you deserved it (4950)

On 10/03/2015 at 11:30am - health - by Till We Pass Out - United Kingdom (Calderdale)

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