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  • Town/Country : Pigfarts Intergalactic School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Mars
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 July 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 379
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML

#18070361
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I agree, your life sucks (35212) - you deserved it (3034)

On 10/25/2011 at 4:17am - misc - by myownperson - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me because he "can't date someone who supports the war". We started dating because he thought I looked cute in my uniform. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28292) - you deserved it (3132)

On 10/24/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by soldiergirl - United States

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15115) - you deserved it (28072)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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