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PottentialFML
  • Town/Country : Newmarket, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 June 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 539
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PottentialFML : Play On my Highschool Basketball team, enjoy long walks on the beach.Nude beach.

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Today, I drove my boyfriend to hospital because he felt extremely ill. His buddies had gotten their hands on a taser, and he had the brilliant idea of being shot as part of a Youtube stunt video. Now I have an empty gas tank and have to clean up a puddle of vomit in my living room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20002) - you deserved it (2283)

On 05/27/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by moron - United States

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5720) - you deserved it (42896)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:31pm - misc - by taydean - United States (Colorado)

Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26225) - you deserved it (4969)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:03pm - animals - by KittenTime (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32649) - you deserved it (2957)

On 09/10/2010 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by meikd423 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31076) - you deserved it (10652)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to moisturise my dogs testicles because they got sunburnt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31628) - you deserved it (5212)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26715) - you deserved it (2654)

On 03/11/2010 at 7:50am - intimacy - by cheated (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got up in church to go to the bathroom. I finished and came back to my seat, only to find that all my stuff was gone, including my wallet, iPod touch, and blackberry. I was just robbed in a church. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21777) - you deserved it (12353)

On 03/09/2010 at 4:14pm - misc - by me - United States (New York)

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4821) - you deserved it (24486)

On 02/03/2010 at 3:10pm - misc - by adam - Sent from mobile version

Today, my youngest son had to have stitches in his chin. He did great, I passed out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12559) - you deserved it (4846)

On 02/03/2010 at 11:02am - health - by Sherlock - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend accused me of deleting my texts from my phone because I'm afraid of him finding out about another man in my life. Truth is, I don't have a life outside of him. FML

#7842580 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (19651) - you deserved it (3578)

On 02/03/2010 at 8:57am - love - by lonestar (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to a dress up party. The theme was pirates and prostitutes. At the door I was handed a voucher that said: 'Thank you for dressing up. Collect your free drink at the bar.' I didn't dress up. FML

#7839912 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (4637) - you deserved it (21733)

On 02/03/2010 at 3:42am - misc - by notaprossie (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I found out that the girl I broke up with 6 months ago just had a baby. I'm one of 3 possible fathers. FML

#7808866 (223)

I agree, your life sucks (25165) - you deserved it (7255)

On 02/02/2010 at 5:55am - love - by Whyallaguru (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML

#7739701 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (20277) - you deserved it (1921)

On 01/31/2010 at 9:46am - misc - by bthms - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I peed myself. FML

#7736774 (150)

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On 01/31/2010 at 5:16am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)