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Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

#9184901 (388)

I agree, your life sucks (42946) - you deserved it (4389)

On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States

Today, I had my wisdom teeth removed. The sympathetic words from my boyfriend asked if this meant I could open my mouth a bit wider for him now. FML

#9158778 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (16744) - you deserved it (3781)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by smiler (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, the guy I hooked up with last weekend texted me that I needed to "landscape my front lawn." FML

#9155913 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (7304) - you deserved it (16105)

On 03/17/2010 at 8:48am - intimacy - by Bushfan101 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I decided that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML

#9111538 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (22767) - you deserved it (4611)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

#9104990 (277)

I agree, your life sucks (29774) - you deserved it (2744)

On 03/15/2010 at 3:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I loaded up all of my belongings into my Dad's truck to head back to my home state. After two hours of playing Tetris with my furniture, I threw a tarp over everything and sealed it tight with straps. When I went to start the truck, I couldn't find my keys. There's a chance I just dropped them outside, but my best bet is that they're probably in some nook in the bed of the truck. FML

#9048049 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (13257) - you deserved it (2847)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:26pm - misc - by AprilFlowers - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML

#9042400 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (23355) - you deserved it (4717)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

#9040690 (431)

I agree, your life sucks (25610) - you deserved it (10492)

On 03/13/2010 at 4:03am - love - by amber - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML

#9039407 (394)

I agree, your life sucks (20668) - you deserved it (7188)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:18am - love - by wolfwolfy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I thought I lost my wallet. Canceled my bank cards. Bought a new wallet. Got a $141 parking fine at the motor registry while getting my replacement license which also cost me $22. Went to go to the gym and when I went to put my bike jacket on, felt something inside the sleeve. My wallet. FML

#9016142 (89)

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On 03/12/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML

#9000843 (153)

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On 03/11/2010 at 5:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a drunk truck driver taught me a very valuable lesson: Never tie your shoelaces in the middle of a parking lot. FML

#8884162 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (15613) - you deserved it (6903)

On 03/07/2010 at 1:09am - misc - by Bruised (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

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Today, water turned to wine. That is, my brother put wine in my hamster's water bottle. Very bad idea. FML

#8873623 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (15063) - you deserved it (1404)

On 03/06/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by Lucy (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML

#8864164 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (4769) - you deserved it (25674)

On 03/06/2010 at 7:24am - intimacy - by imabadperson (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML

#8805170 (184)

I agree, your life sucks (4514) - you deserved it (16080)

On 03/03/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by DUMMIE (woman) - United States (Illinois)