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PotatoPal

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PotatoPal

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 82
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PotatoPal : Potato is my name, and doing nothing is my game.

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Visits<b>vividpictures</b> - the 07/28/2014 at 2:39am<b>YepThatsMeee</b> - the 07/27/2014 at 1:13am<b>Advising</b> - the 07/23/2014 at 2:35pm<b>kayse</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 7:07pm<b>HylianTwilight</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 1:53pm<b>THELEGENDMRT</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 12:33am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 9:39pm<b>andy594328</b> - the 07/06/2014 at 5:04pm<b>pd2902</b> - the 07/06/2014 at 11:04am<b>Wizardo</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 10:15am<b>Kamon97</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 12:17am<b>JMichael</b> - the 06/26/2014 at 8:47am<b>Moonlightring</b> - the 06/26/2014 at 4:44am<b>Adam5858</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 8:57am<b>Epickitty58</b> - the 06/24/2014 at 11:46am<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 06/21/2014 at 7:26am<b>ohSNAPyall</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 12:09pm<b>Blade12337</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 10:28pm

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PotatoPal's favorite FMLs

Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't give him a veteran's discount on a donut. He looked like he'd eaten his way out of fat camp, and it seemed the only action he'd seen was fighting his way into a lard factory. Still, he swung fast, and I now have a black eye. FML

#21219507
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36474) - you deserved it (14937)

On 07/24/2014 at 5:23pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I overheard my boyfriend saying to his friends, "I never knew what real contraception was until I saw Laura's face." I'm Laura. FML

#21219482
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36582) - you deserved it (3518)

On 07/24/2014 at 4:51pm - love - by I don't condome that, babe (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML

#21192543
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59633) - you deserved it (4612)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML

#21188726
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45227) - you deserved it (5088)

On 06/26/2014 at 12:57am - animals - by Pisser (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML

#21188342
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39297) - you deserved it (5261)

On 06/25/2014 at 7:38pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think my brain needs a douching. FML

#21171240
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45095) - you deserved it (6824)

On 06/11/2014 at 6:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was playing some soccer with my buddies, when a kid came over, yelled "CUP CHECK!" and nailed me in the nuts then ran away laughing. Millions of my unborn children died in agony. All his fatass mom did was chuckle nervously and pat her satan-spawn on the head. FML

#21166299
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46998) - you deserved it (4766)

On 06/07/2014 at 5:16pm - health - by wish his dad had worn one (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML

#18256
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40561) - you deserved it (2164)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by p00p_m0nsta (man) - United States (Illinois)



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