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Portuguese94

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 427
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48379) - you deserved it (6329)

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