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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 July 1994 (20 years)
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Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30658) - you deserved it (3025)

On 05/11/2015 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29583) - you deserved it (4318)

On 05/10/2015 at 4:40am - love - by gassygirlfriend - United States (Idaho)

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML


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On 05/07/2015 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by Bonnie and Clyde - United States (Texas)

Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML


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On 04/02/2015 at 2:43am - health - by usadisvet (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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