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About PoppyBear45 : Finishing undergrad in three years with two degrees. Grew up on a ranch. Love traveling and meeting new people.

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Today, I went to a market. I saw stall which had mainly animal furs and things like that. I found a rounded, furry pen and stroked my cheek with it. Wondering what it was, being so soft and oddly shaped, I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML


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