About Pop_and_Pixels : I'm 25 and perpetually single, have been unemployed since Nov '08, and I have Asperger's Syndrome and Adult ADD. And how's your life been recently?
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response, "...I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)
Today, I am staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm - love - by someonevexed - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Bear - United Kingdom (Reading)
Today, I was talking to my friend about my life and she stopped me mid-sentence and told me that my life makes her sad. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:37pm - misc - by why... - United States (Michigan)
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)
Today, it was good fun getting this nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would have been better if I hadn't forgotten my demake-up. Even better if I could have avoided those crazy glances in the bus home. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 10:52am - misc - by anaph0re - Sent from mobile version
Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by leez - United States (Virginia)
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 5:27am - intimacy - by SuperJesus - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 5:07am - misc - by geewhiz - United Kingdom (York)
Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)
Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Huge A Hole - United States (Kansas)
Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 11:29pm - kids - by Noname - United States (California)
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