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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 August 1985 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 11706
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Pop_and_Pixels : I'm 25 and perpetually single, have been unemployed since Nov '08, and I have Asperger's Syndrome and Adult ADD. And how's your life been recently?

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Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

#9520
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34196) - you deserved it (59699)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

#9285
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35507) - you deserved it (9199)

On 02/05/2009 at 6:41am - work - by fml (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

#8816
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47781) - you deserved it (16909)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by PlayTag (man) - United States (California)

Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watching you". FML

#7920
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25177) - you deserved it (4154)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, I took a big sip of water while on a bus. It went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough and hack loudly. The old woman sitting across from me asked if I was okay. Jokingly, I said, "Just dying." She replied, "You too, huh?" FML

#7761
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8615) - you deserved it (28819)

On 02/04/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by suicide (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

#7193
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38577) - you deserved it (1888)

On 02/04/2009 at 2:53am - animals - by RustyBulletHole - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

#6850
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16019) - you deserved it (46519)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by thermos (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

#6752
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28733) - you deserved it (27789)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

#6627
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42598) - you deserved it (1689)

On 02/03/2009 at 4:46pm - money - by fire0fisis - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

#6517
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6565) - you deserved it (46757)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:30pm - misc - by j0natron (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

#6479
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6924) - you deserved it (48142)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

#5925
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15523) - you deserved it (44711)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:24am - intimacy - by hitmutefirst (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML

#5894
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27958) - you deserved it (2718)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:49am - love - by 751920 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss caught me playing games on the computer for 4 hours. My boss told me to feel free and continue, but to pack my stuff up and leave when I was done. FML

#5890
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5249) - you deserved it (57845)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:46am - work - by poisonhand (man) - United States (Michigan)



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