About Pop_and_Pixels : I'm 25 and perpetually single, have been unemployed since Nov '08, and I have Asperger's Syndrome and Adult ADD. And how's your life been recently?
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterward we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shake hands with ask "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 6:02pm - misc - by ChoirGuy (man) - United States (California)
Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys... a big black rubber cock. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by J (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)
Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by princesspea (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by brokenkneechick (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Flubber (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I noticed a prospective employer I had been networking with changed her last name on her e-mail signature. I wished the aquaintence congratulations on her new marriage. Her divorce was finalized this week. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 5:40pm - misc - by unlucky (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my wife told me that if she had a penny for every time I had brought her to climax she'd have change for a nickel. We've been married for 16 years. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 5:09pm - misc - by phobopohobia (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, while my 4 year old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by Fag_Hag (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my anatomy teacher was putting together a skeleton model for class. He had misplaced the leg bone, so I thoughtfully asked, "What's the matter, lose a leg?" Unfortunately, there's nothing thoughtful about asking that question to a guy with an amputated leg. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 5:56pm - misc - by Foot In Mouth (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
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