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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 August 1985 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 12901
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Pop_and_Pixels : I'm 25 and perpetually single, have been unemployed since Nov '08, and I have Asperger's Syndrome and Adult ADD. And how's your life been recently?

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Today... I was home alone tanning in my backyardhich is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there 4 awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package cuz nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry... he'd seen better. FML

#70171
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43175) - you deserved it (8089)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by mediocreboobs (woman) - United States (California)

Taday mah mom cleaned up mah room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, an a bondage kit. She organized the condoms an vibrators in a shoe box. mega FML

#70124
99 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by swtkiss1 (woman) - United States (California)

yastarday at Church, tha littla boy sitting bahind ma askd his mothar if I had tha chickan pox, cuz thara wara rd dots all ovar my faca . I'va had bad acna sinca I was twalva . fat FML

#69964
33 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 5:09pm - kids - by Spotted (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

I was having sex with a girl I really like 4 the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response: "Lucky you." FML

#69948
49 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by sadguy (man) - United States (Texas)

today was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like!! I took off mah shirt and mah bra and he said "wow..!! that's disappointing." FML

#69472
137 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by notsohappy (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I complimented mah mom with "Hey, I think u lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think u looool found it." fat FML

#69443
46 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 4:09pm - health - by Kristina (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was feeling really upset and called mah boyfriend. He said "Can u feel upset a little later? I'm watching a movie." FML

#69146
53 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 3:35pm - love - by noname (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

yesterday I walked in on mah mom changing . She was trying on a thong mah boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day . It looks better on her . FML

#69080
43 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 3:26pm - misc - by wnrz (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I was secretly listening to a voicemail from mah mom in maths classhen I accidentally hit the speaker phone button . Myhole math class now knows I have a gyno appointment at 9:45 on March 11 . FML

#67507
55 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 10:43am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here cuz he hered the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

#67236
40 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 9:15am - love - by Sandra (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today , I woke up to the sound of scissors . My mom was cutting mah hair while I was asleep . FML

#66858
58 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by w_t_f (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I TOLD PARENTS HOW GRATEFUL I AM FOR HAVING THEM IN LIFE AN THAT MANY KIDS R AS LUCKY AS ME. MY MOM TEXTD ME AFTER I WENT OUT 10 MINUTES LATER: "ARE U OK? YOU SEEMD DEPRESSD EARLIER." FML

#66830
23 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 3:55am - love - by dxl (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I let friendho is in 'beauty school' do hair. I now look like i have a mullet. What was supposed to be auburn highlights is now hot pink. I have a job interview in the morning. FML

#66787
29 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 3:35am - misc - by asdf1851 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card 4 $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

#66686
70 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by nadalada (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah group of friends, mah grlfriend, and I were playing 'never looool have I ever.' My grlfriend's turn cummed up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' mega FML

#64211
68 comments

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On 02/17/2009 at 10:22pm - intimacy - by skeletor (man) - United States (New York)



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