About Pop_and_Pixels : I'm 25 and perpetually single, have been unemployed since Nov '08, and I have Asperger's Syndrome and Adult ADD. And how's your life been recently?
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 11:16am - love - by darn it. (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I woke up happy because I'd met the man of my dreams at a bar. We had shared an amazing night together. I walked around my apartment, wondering where he'd went. Turns out, he was gone. So was my car. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 10:38am - intimacy - by clueless2 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I asked a co-worker out for a drink. She said yes, then my older brother who was visiting decided to come behind me and pull down my pants in front of the office. Then she said no. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 9:12am - love - by robotzzz (man) - Sent from mobile version
Today, I returned home from college and saw a framed picture of my parents and my younger sister on an elephant in an exotic jungle. I pointed to the picture and asked my mom, "Is this some photoshop job?" She responded, "No, we went to Thailand for a family trip, didn't we tell you?" FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 4:24am - misc - by OutoftheLoop (woman) - China (Beijing)
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities? FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 1:16am - work - by Jedi (woman) - United States (California)
Today, at a strategy session my manager displayed a flow chart of his employees. I wasn't included. Apparently I had been fired and they forgot to tell me. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 12:30am - work - by Noname (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I went to Macy's to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt and tie and dressed nicely. Customers came up to me with questions, but I just ignored them. Minutes later, thinking I was an employee, the manager came and yelled at me, and threatened to fire me. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 12:27am - work - by muffinmen1022 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 6:42pm - misc - by Kev (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by killmenow (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by dpl (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me: "So...when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by sen (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 4:11pm - health - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 11:57am - work - by AbsolutelyEffed (man) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up in a girls bed, that I have had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 11:29am - misc - by VacationTSA (man) - United States (North Carolina)
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