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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 June 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 176
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (40259) - you deserved it (9442)

On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29312) - you deserved it (8360)

On 09/09/2010 at 3:58pm - love - by kevdev (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14643) - you deserved it (62865)

On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37371) - you deserved it (9680)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

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