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  • Town/Country : ????????, USA????????????????
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 April 1996 (18 years)
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Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40829) - you deserved it (7277)

On 05/25/2013 at 12:37am - kids - by Laurel (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

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On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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