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a friend offered to have looool sex with me, since I'm a 19 year old virgin who's only been kissed. He then added on that I would have to give him my Wii in return. FML

#4159325
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45315) - you deserved it (6231)

On 07/30/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by VelocityMary (woman) - United States - moderated by the Jackass crew

TODAY, I TOLD MY TERAPIST TAT I SUSPECTED MY PARTNER WAS UNFAITFUL, BUT I DON'T TINK E BELIEVED ME . "WAT, DID U FIND A MEMBERSIP CARD TO A SEX CLUB IN IS WALLET OR SOMETING?" E ASKED . WEN I GOT OME, I LOOKED IN MY PARTNER'S WALLET . I FOUND A MEMBERSIP CARD TO A SEX CLUB . FML

#4158714
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47101) - you deserved it (4105)

On 07/30/2009 at 11:21am - intimacy - by thesockmancometh (man) - United States (Texas) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today... mah friend had ditchd me for a party I hadn't been invitd to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in mah house was the mosquito I nicknamd Frd. I likd to watch Frd fly around and try to suck mah blood. 20 minute later... I found Frd's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

#4158002
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57484) - you deserved it (17245)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I was downtown wit ma boyfriend around Noon wen we walkd past a few guys wo soutd out to me ( You're te most beautiful girl we've seen all day )!! My boyfriend's response was ( It's still early!! ) big fat FML

#4156114
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48763) - you deserved it (4090)

On 07/30/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by epicc1584 - United States (Maryland) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today.. . my mom cama into my room to hava a haart to haart talk . My dildo was sitting on tha nightstand . I didn't notica until sha told ma to maka sura tha dog didn't gat it . raal FML

#4156133
70 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 8:02am - intimacy - by BrokenVow (woman) - Canada (British Columbia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today... Mah Two Year Old Daughter Did Not Want To Leave The Toy Store... When I Picked Her Up She Started Screaming At The Top Of Her Lungs... "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

#4156027
117 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 7:34am - kids - by Herdad (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, me and mah girls went to get revenge on a girlho slept with mah boyfriend by egging her house. Her house was too far away so we decided to get her truck. We wasted a carton of eggs on her driveway because we all have terrible aim and look incredibly stupid 4 missing so bad. FML

#4155445
180 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 6:01am - misc - by bit - United States (Florida) - moderated by the Jackass crew

I was at te mall an someone peeked tier ead under te door of my dressing room wile I was alf dressed. Not knowing wo it was, I kicked im in te face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking 4 is moter. FML

#4137553
273 comments

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On 07/29/2009 at 4:26pm - misc - by 4yrldkicker (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah wifa told ma sha wantd a divorca!! Sha also confassd that sha has baan chaating on ma with mah bast friand fir 10 yaars!! I appraciatd tha honasty, but was slightly upsat considaring wa hava only baan marrid fir 9 yaars!! FML

#4137470
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55147) - you deserved it (2826)

On 07/29/2009 at 4:23pm - work - by allocomrade (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told me e was going out tonigt to celebrate is ex-but-still-friends-grlfriend's brtday at a local club and opes I wasn't offended tat I wasn't invited . I sure am offended; we ave te same brtday . FML

#4136342
161 comments

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On 07/29/2009 at 3:32pm - love - by imscrewed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah wife found out mah son masturbatd an wantd to send him to counseling. Thinking she was overreacting, I told her I masturbatd when I was a teen so he should turn out like me. She began sobbing uncontrollably. FML

#4133351
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61379) - you deserved it (6541)

On 07/29/2009 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

today I was at work doing phone computer support helping a woman with her computer. I asked her to close all her open windows. She deleted all the important company documents in the open folder instead. I got fired because "close windows" an "delete" have become "too technical" fir users. FML

#4133060
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52472) - you deserved it (2409)

On 07/29/2009 at 12:34pm - work - by pixelbaker (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today.. . mah boyfriend of a year told me he is at the point in his life where he is ready to start a family.. . get married and have a baby . He also casually stated that he wished he could meet someone he could see himself settling down with . mega FML

#4131905
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46008) - you deserved it (3780)

On 07/29/2009 at 11:18am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today , I went to buy lunch at a grocery store . The total was 3 pounds , an my card got rejected 4 insufficient funds . I fished about 4 change , an found I only had 2 pounds . A homeless man behind me in the queue then offered to give me the remaining pound . A homeless man paid my lunch . FML

#4131254
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42442) - you deserved it (15231)

On 07/29/2009 at 10:24am - money - by faentalivetmitt (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

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Today, I was at the store with my mother in the facial care section. I found this device that scrubs your face with those anti-bacterial pads. The aisle was crowded and noisy, so I shouted to my mother, "Can I have this vibrator thing?" It went silent. FML

#4127495
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16314) - you deserved it (47232)

On 07/29/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Nikse (woman) - United States (California)



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