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Today, my first (and only true) date ended with the girl saying "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian". FML
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On 12/30/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
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On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version
Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML
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On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
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On 12/23/2008 at 2:43am - misc - by Plume - Sent from mobile version
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On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
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On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version
Today, my brand new (and very expensive) laser printer does actually print 10 times faster than my old one! Except there's nothing printed on the paper. Never mind it makes a cool sound. FML
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On 12/06/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by harry - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML
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On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
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On 12/04/2008 at 12:55am - intimacy - by noname - Sent from mobile version
Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
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On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version
Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML
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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version
Today, I remember the first night I spent with my first English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we woke up, I said in my most sexy voice "Oh, I'm so dirty!" It's only when he left that I finally understood the look on his face; I wanted to have a glass of water. I was thirsty, not dirty. FML
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On 11/12/2008 at 3:10am - intimacy - by aur - Sent from mobile version
Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML
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On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:25am - love - by Anonymous -
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:25am - love - by Anonymous -
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