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Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27436) - you deserved it (8848)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML

#1585
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18775) - you deserved it (36477)

On 01/18/2009 at 11:30am - intimacy - by f__k_it - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

#1434
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5798) - you deserved it (46988)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got up at five, got dressed, and walked halfway to work in the snow. I then realized that it's Sunday. I also forgot my keys. FML

#1426
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16787) - you deserved it (4961)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:11am - work - by Bitch its me - Korea Republic of (Kyonggi-do)

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

#1399
62 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

#1384
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11377) - you deserved it (33477)

On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML

#997
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29655) - you deserved it (7865)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by LiLGeek - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

#947
26 comments

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On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

#704
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6048) - you deserved it (25755)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:57pm - misc - by Rush Snake - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

#687
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25910) - you deserved it (2010)

On 01/02/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

#768
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32956) - you deserved it (2526)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML

#645
47 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 9:53pm - misc - by blck - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my first (and only true) date ended with the girl saying "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian". FML

#763
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26986) - you deserved it (1939)

On 12/30/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

#606
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34589) - you deserved it (20881)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21041) - you deserved it (15776)

On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version



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