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Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

#20165
49 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 6:59am - misc - by imwrong (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I changed the C on my report card into a B so that I wouldn't get in trouble with my parents. I spent the entire day perfecting the B's positioning and cut exactly around the edges of the size 10 font and sliced my finger in the process. Turns out, I'm still grounded for getting a B. FML

Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I had never met this girl. FML

#7894
40 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by disgusting (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I am staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

#4977
41 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

#4944
39 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by achtung - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

#4715
47 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Bear - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML

#4066
14 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 10:30am - love - by kill me - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

#3992
125 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 6:48am - love - by jeesh - United States (New York)

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

#3486
58 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by amg85904 - United States (Ohio)

Today, a toddler's play ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face. FML

#3469
18 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

#2777
38 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 6:22am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

#2154
209 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 7:06am - love - by Benji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up with this terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super-dentist-chick enters in and says: "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML

#2012
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On 01/21/2009 at 7:36am - love - by Noname - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was jerking one off and my cat jumped out of nowhere and dug his claws into my shaft. Attempting to knock him away resulted in three nasty gashes... that I now have to explain to my wife. FML

#1752
53 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

#1741
53 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)



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