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Today,hile on a blind date at Hooters, I ordered my food and the waitress asked me if I was stoned, because she couldn't understand me . I have a speech impediment . FML

#98933
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On 02/21/2009 at 8:15pm - health - by Vince (man) - United States (Indiana)

I calld grlfriend an se answerd telling me ow amazing te sex was last nigt an se can't wait to see me later. I didn't see er last nigt. real FML

#90751
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On 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm - intimacy - by screewit (man) - United States (New Jersey)

I calld grlfriend an se answerd telling me ow amazing te sex was last nigt an se can't wait to see me later. I didn't see er last nigt. real FML

#90751
34 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm - intimacy - by screewit (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend an I were up late watching tv when an infomercial fir "male enhancement" cummed on. I grabbed fir my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML

#89031
49 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by allyshah - United States (District of Columbia)

TODAY THEY WERE HANDING OUT FREE RAZOR IN THE MALL. I WENT UP TO GET MAH FREE SAMPLE BUT THE WOMAN JUST SMILED AN SAID ( SORRY HONEY THEY'RE SHARP AN NOT FOR CHILDREN. ) I'M 25. FML

#84898
63 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

#56665
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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing musical chair at a family reunion . It's a well known fact that I'm competitive and tend to hip check people to get that last chair . It cummed down to me and The Nana . I won . The Nana has a broken hip . FML

#46151
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On 02/15/2009 at 10:29am - misc - by nana. (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I wora tha balt that looool my stapfathar has spant 2 months naadla pointing, as a finishing touch ha addad my initials: 'fml'. FML

#43166
193 comments

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On 02/14/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by MLS (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, ( Aww, these fir your mom? How sweet. ) I responded they were fir a girl I liked. She laughed and said, ( Sorry... ) FML

#41470
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On 02/14/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

I was volunteering at a nursing ome calling bingo numbers!! One woman stood up an started making noises, so I assumed se ad won an started clapping!! Se ten fell on te floor an died of a eart attack!! I essentially applauded looool er deat!! FML

#32415
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On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I went to a movie wit ma boyfriend. In te lobby... I asked y te glasses were not working. I said... ( Do tey only work inside te teater? ) My boyfriend replied... ( 3-D glasses just work inside te movie... everyting else in te World is pretty muc 3-D. ) FML

#29434
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On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today... when mah husband got home from work... I was standing in the kitchen... wearing nothing but stilletos. He asked me to make him hot chocolate. FML

#26905
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On 02/11/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by sissica (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today I cut myself on a band-aid box while trying to get one out fir another cut . FML

#24664
24 comments

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On 02/11/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by Chicketi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, having just told me what a great job I've been doing and how he'd really like to start giving me some more responsibility, mah boss asked me if I'd sharpen a couple of pencils for him. FML

#24601
14 comments

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On 02/11/2009 at 9:08am - misc - by Killmenow (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

today I was on the internet with mah Dad looking up information about allergies . I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Serech Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a serech I had already looked up . My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out . mega FML

#21100
32 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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