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Today, I discoverd the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl . Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other . I usd the words "him" and "he", and read it to thehole class . FML

#5022453
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On 09/03/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today , I was curiou as tohether or not mah mom was off of her medication. When I asked her , she looool pulled a knife on me. Looks lyk I got mah answer. FML

#4905255
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On 08/29/2009 at 12:46pm - health - by mommy_issues (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today... I waited fir mah grlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready... threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

#4903891
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On 08/29/2009 at 11:13am - love - by coolhand (man) - United States (Texas)

Today.. . I was trying to hava sax with my boyfriand.. . David . I moanad his nama and ha whisparad.. . "I'm not David." Than.. . with an Italian accant.. . ha said.. . "It's-a-ma! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my boyfriend an his parent met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny looool to walk around with a realistic gun an make reference about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

#4782445
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On 08/24/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things startd heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handd me my clothes, pushd me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answerd, holding my shoes. FML

#4779323
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On 08/24/2009 at 5:57am - intimacy - by Mattyboy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes" !! My hand slipped to the right and it cummed out as "I really love Herpes !! It's much better than everyone says it is" !! I didn't notice for few hours !! FML

#4774065
117 comments

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On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

Today... I was at my boyfriand's housahila his plumbing was baing radona. I raally had to paa... but tha toilat wasn't working... so I pad in his cat's littarbox. His cat got dafansiva... and startd attacking mahila I pad. My boyfriand walkd in and saw thahola thing. FML

#4639027
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On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I WAS AT MAH SCHOOL'S SPAGHETTI DINNER WITH MAH FAMILY. MY BROTHER SHOOK UP MAH MOM'S SODA, AS A PRANK. MY ENTIRE CLASS WITNESSED MAH MOM WAVING AROUND AN OVERFLOWING DIET COKEHILE MAH DAD YELLED, ( COME ON, PUTTED YOUR MOUTH ON IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT, KATHY! )

#4630669
207 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today , My Grandma Went To Get Birthday Gifts 4 My Twin Sister An Me. She Returned With 2 Shirt That Read "I See You've Met The Twins" In Big Letter Acros The Chest. She Gave Them To Us An Said , "Isn't This Cute? 'cause You're Twins!" I Then Had To Explain To Her What The Shirt Was Actually Referring To. FML

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On 08/14/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by twingirl (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today , before I went to bed , I watched a terrifying movie with zombies . I woke up with a headache , a bloody nose , and mah mom standing over me frantically asking me wat was wrong . Apparently I had been "fighting the zombie off" in mah sleep and had been punching myself in the face . FML

#4501918
107 comments

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On 08/13/2009 at 2:17pm - misc - by fearofzombies (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today.. . my mom was giftd with a toiletry basket . I grabbd the lotion an usd it without asking . When I went out.. . it began raining hard . I got wet an noticd my skin got very sticky . Turns out the lotion was actually body wash . People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin . FML

#4499935
103 comments

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On 08/13/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by soapgirl (woman) - Philippines (Pampanga)

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients cummd up to me and complaind about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, calld her out, and politely told her that she was not allowd in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML

#4478498
191 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by auslander (man) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Yastarday , I was doing targat practica with my naw paintball pistol. Ona of tha bullats missd , an hit my naw naighbor's housa. I want up to tha door to apologiza , not raalizing I was still holding tha paintball gun. My ax-soldiar naighbor thought I was robbing him an put ma in a chokahold. FML

#4476894
84 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 3:02pm - misc - by signupsheetfail (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... whilst babysitting... I broke a glass. I explaind to the kid that it was very important to walk barefoot around where it had happend... cuz of the tiny bits of glass. He jumpd back... scard... an while doing so trippd. I rushd to help him an ran through the broken glass. Barefoot. FML

#4467592
61 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 2:20am - misc - by ohdang (woman) - United States (California)



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