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Pollito1718
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4665
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Pollito1718 : I'm a boy

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Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

#21379710
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34061) - you deserved it (6992)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML

#21378889
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28892) - you deserved it (3831)

On 03/21/2015 at 11:14am - health - by pikachu_43 - United States (California)

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I only shaved one armpit. FML

#21378703
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27766) - you deserved it (9362)

On 03/21/2015 at 12:25am - love - by rayraydayday - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

#21378385
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25931) - you deserved it (3104)

On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

#21378092
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29242) - you deserved it (3556)

On 03/19/2015 at 11:22pm - love - by TooShortToCleanThat - United States

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
246 comments

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On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, my maths class and I had to sit through a slideshow of photos of our teacher's cat. The cat's name is Mr Cat. FML

#21376941
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28737) - you deserved it (3798)

On 03/18/2015 at 5:44am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I baked a cake for when my mum came home. I did everything I needed to do and put it in the oven, set the timer and went to do some things around the house. When my mum came home, she asked why there was a uncooked cake mix sitting in the oven. I forgot to turn the oven on. FML

#21376702
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26989) - you deserved it (8392)

On 03/17/2015 at 10:12pm - misc - by non-baker - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML

#21376174
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22660) - you deserved it (12346)

On 03/17/2015 at 3:14am - animals - by ilovecharliesheen (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boss insisted I go in front of him up the stairs. Out of respect, I insisted he go first. After a few seconds of back and forth insisting, he went. The reason he wanted me to go first was because he had to fart. I inhaled the raunchy gas for over three flights of stairs. FML

#21376143
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26836) - you deserved it (11452)

On 03/17/2015 at 2:12am - work - by Boss Troubles - United States (California)

Today, while driving, I saw someone's hubcap blowing away behind me on the highway. I thought it was funny and sort of chuckled to myself. Later I realized it was my hubcap. FML

#21375160
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16527) - you deserved it (24765)

On 03/15/2015 at 5:12pm - misc - by epicvixen - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML

#21372435
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26543) - you deserved it (7832)

On 03/11/2015 at 9:55am - kids - by birdisnottheword (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took what I thought was a good selfie and I put it on Facebook. Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This is why I bomb people." FML

#21370942
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29409) - you deserved it (7310)

On 03/09/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by why they bomb - Canada (British Columbia)



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