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Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41954) - you deserved it (4013)

On 11/10/2014 at 11:31am - misc - by SisterOfTard (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my brother tried to pay me to teach him how to French-kiss, so he wouldn't screw up on his first date. I'm shocked that the weirdo managed to get a date in the first place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40537) - you deserved it (4111)

On 03/23/2014 at 4:25pm - love - by doesn't fuck on the first, thank god (woman) - United Kingdom (Southend-on-Sea)

Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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On 10/20/2012 at 4:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)



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