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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 August 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6438
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Polionixon : I am awesome. wow some people are really really full of themselves on this site "I'm going to make hater and lover list!!!!" ahahaha fag.

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Today, I went on a date, and within the first five minutes, he said, "Before we go any further and get anymore serious, you need to know a few things, I have kissed a guy drunk because it was a dare, and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket." FML


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On 11/02/2009 at 10:41pm - misc - by Shawty (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML


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On 11/01/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on my phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML


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On 05/31/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by rain (man) - United States (West Virginia)

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