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PolarBearBaby
  • Town/Country : Little New York Border Town
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 41
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About PolarBearBaby : North Country Girl!!! I like four wheeling, fishing, farming and want to try hunting. I'm not afraid to get dirty, work and do "guy" things. I'm also quiet and smart. I have yet to find someone that can figure me out including myself.

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Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33538) - you deserved it (2885)

On 01/16/2013 at 1:26pm - health - by SF49 - United States

Today, I learned my neighbor can access my wireless printer from his house after it started printing off pictures of what I'm assuming is his penis. FML

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On 01/15/2013 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by itsrathersmall (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I'm sharing a hotel room with co-workers on a business trip. The walls are paper-thin, you could hear a pin drop, and I'm trying to make my explosive diarrhea as close to silent as possible. FML

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On 12/30/2012 at 1:14am - work - by avoid the sour cream - United States



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