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About PolarBearBaby : North Country Girl!!! I like four wheeling, fishing, farming and want to try hunting. I'm not afraid to get dirty, work and do "guy" things. I'm also quiet and smart. I have yet to find someone that can figure me out including myself.
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Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML
Today, I'm sharing a hotel room with co-workers on a business trip. The walls are paper-thin, you could hear a pin drop, and I'm trying to make my explosive diarrhea as close to silent as possible. FML