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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 317
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About PolarBearBaby : Ask me I'm an outdoorsy kinda girl from a small town

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Visits<b>JuzReading</b> - the 04/26/2014 at 11:31pm<b>funkyfunguy</b> - the 04/26/2014 at 10:21pm<b>CowgirlUp87</b> - the 05/03/2013 at 7:13pm<b>SJMJACZ</b> - the 03/13/2013 at 4:43am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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PolarBearBaby's favorite FMLs

Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML

#21475613
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21765) - you deserved it (2171)

On 10/03/2015 at 6:57am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, an ultrasound tech complimented me on my "exceptionally full bladder". That's probably the best compliment I've received this week. FML

#21424908
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24597) - you deserved it (2259)

On 06/12/2015 at 9:02am - misc - by Jules7594 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML

#20462590
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42837) - you deserved it (3598)

On 01/16/2013 at 1:26pm - health - by SF49 - United States

Today, I learned my neighbor can access my wireless printer from his house after it started printing off pictures of what I'm assuming is his penis. FML

#20461046
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46239) - you deserved it (7485)

On 01/15/2013 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by itsrathersmall (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I'm sharing a hotel room with co-workers on a business trip. The walls are paper-thin, you could hear a pin drop, and I'm trying to make my explosive diarrhea as close to silent as possible. FML

#20431241
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36981) - you deserved it (2716)

On 12/30/2012 at 1:14am - work - by avoid the sour cream - United States



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