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Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML


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On 10/03/2015 at 6:57am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, an ultrasound tech complimented me on my "exceptionally full bladder". That's probably the best compliment I've received this week. FML


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On 06/12/2015 at 9:02am - misc - by Jules7594 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML


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On 01/16/2013 at 1:26pm - health - by SF49 - United States

Today, I learned my neighbor can access my wireless printer from his house after it started printing off pictures of what I'm assuming is his penis. FML


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On 01/15/2013 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by itsrathersmall (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I'm sharing a hotel room with co-workers on a business trip. The walls are paper-thin, you could hear a pin drop, and I'm trying to make my explosive diarrhea as close to silent as possible. FML


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On 12/30/2012 at 1:14am - work - by avoid the sour cream - United States

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