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Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML

#7493708
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26653) - you deserved it (5061)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by jazz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

#5663418
132 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML

#632473
195 comments

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On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

#364382
180 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by illequipt - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
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On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML

#179032
48 comments

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On 03/02/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by legit (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
214 comments

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On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

#4243
28 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by toosmall - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

#2729
58 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

#292
42 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 10:57pm - work - by 911 - Sent from mobile version



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