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Poke_my_mon

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1252
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Poke_my_mon : I'm the guy who tells people with stupid comments to Shut the fuck up. If you see me, Agree. It's funner that way.

Msg. Me:D I'll make ya feel good.

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Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47760) - you deserved it (7177)

On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54324) - you deserved it (14627)

On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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