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by alo1434 / 06/23/2011 at 4:54am / United States (Illinois) / Money
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
by Danielle / 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by longlostkid556 / 06/05/2011 at 12:14am / United States (California) / Love
by wooowmom / 06/04/2011 at 9:10pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by missbutthole / 06/04/2011 at 9:07am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
by peaaaak / 06/03/2011 at 6:17am / United Kingdom (Thurrock) / Intimacy
by xmeatballx21 / 06/03/2011 at 5:57am / United States (South Dakota) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway through, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML
by anon80214 / 05/30/2011 at 3:15pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/18/2011 at 3:26am / United States (California) / Health
by unrequited / 05/17/2011 at 10:36pm / United States / Love
by anonymous / 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm / United States (Mississippi) / Money
by Bobby M / 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm / Ireland (Carlow) / Health
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…