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PoisonOrchid

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 April 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 179
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About PoisonOrchid : All messed up and slightly twisted. Am I sick or am I gifted? Paper airplanes. Open window. Here today and gone tomorrow.

Tell me something I don't know or suggest to me something I've never experienced before. I dare you.

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PoisonOrchid's favorite FMLs

Today, someone in my class referred to the September 11th attacks as "Nine-Elevs". FML

#21255951
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34228) - you deserved it (2806)

On 09/10/2014 at 9:47pm - misc - by no - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

Today, my 8 year old son asked me why he had to make his bed everyday if he would just use it again. I replied with, "You flush the toilet even though you're going to use it again, right?" He said, "Good point." Now he's not making his bed or flushing the toilet. FML

#21248169
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35402) - you deserved it (8635)

On 08/29/2014 at 10:54pm - kids - by sam_666777 - United States (New York)

Today, it's been three weeks since my dad finished growing what he calls a "Jesus beard" and gone out asking for donations and claiming to be Jesus Christ. I've been trying and failing to get a job for 2 years, and he's already raking in cash from gullible idiots. FML

#21247834
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35926) - you deserved it (3195)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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