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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 April 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 561
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About PoisonOrchid : All messed up and slightly twisted. Am I sick or am I gifted? Paper airplanes. Open window. Here today and gone tomorrow.

Tell me something I don't know or suggest to me something I've never experienced before. I dare you.

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Today, I found a book in my attic that I always read when I was a kid. For old times sake I read it again. On the very first page, child me had written, "Go to page 15" so I did. On page 15, in big red letters, it said, "Get bent". I got pranked by myself. FML


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On 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by Deadpool434 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was asked to order a new lockable cash tin for work. When my boss returned to ask which one I'd selected, I said, "An 8-inch black one". Her giggle said it all. FML


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On 09/26/2014 at 9:03am - work - by dicksonthebrain (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, marks yet again another day that I've been asked if I'm autistic. No, that's just my Korean accent. Apparently I look "too white" to have one. FML


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On 09/25/2014 at 9:15pm - misc - by notautistic - United States (Minnesota)

Today, someone in my class referred to the September 11th attacks as "Nine-Elevs". FML


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On 09/10/2014 at 9:47pm - misc - by no - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

Today, my 8 year old son asked me why he had to make his bed everyday if he would just use it again. I replied with, "You flush the toilet even though you're going to use it again, right?" He said, "Good point." Now he's not making his bed or flushing the toilet. FML


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On 08/29/2014 at 10:54pm - kids - by sam_666777 - United States (New York)

Today, it's been three weeks since my dad finished growing what he calls a "Jesus beard" and gone out asking for donations and claiming to be Jesus Christ. I've been trying and failing to get a job for 2 years, and he's already raking in cash from gullible idiots. FML


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On 08/29/2014 at 12:16pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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