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Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49224) - you deserved it (5207)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:17am - love - by hatboxghost (man) - United States

Today, my sister asked me to help her set up for my niece's birthday party. Being the lazy person that I am, I got my niece to blow up the non-helium balloons. Apparently she's allergic to latex and I'll be the one paying for the hospital bill. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9649) - you deserved it (36940)

On 06/03/2009 at 5:48pm - misc - by ivyleaguebabe (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I put my 3 year old down for her regular nap. About an hour later I wake up from a dream where I was smelling something awful. When I woke up, the smell was still there, so I tracked it down. My daughter had decided to "fingerpaint" with the contents of a dirty diaper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38126) - you deserved it (3841)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:11am - kids - by cgregg01 (woman) - United States (Florida)

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