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Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30362) - you deserved it (15552)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:32am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at work, I accidentally got ink on my white dress shirt - right by my left nipple. Absentmindedly, I licked my finger and tried rubbing the stain out. When I looked up, the Vice President was staring at me in disbelief. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34321) - you deserved it (5921)

On 09/07/2009 at 6:19pm - work - by CMANIA (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had my car stolen. When the police found it, pretty much everything inside was missing. For some reason, I had left 6 pairs of shoes in my back seat. Whoever stole my car thought it would be funny to take one shoe from each pair. I now own 6 unmatched shoes and my car smells like sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84067) - you deserved it (5725)

On 03/24/2009 at 1:44am - intimacy - by proudestmonkey (man) - United States (Colorado)



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