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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5330
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Pk93 : Dutch, 22 years old. Love reading/writing!

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Visits<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 1:59am<b>clarkson01</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 3:00pm<b>inner_peace</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 12:30pm<b>andy594328</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 4:01am<b>monisv</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 11:21pm<b>outthelabyrynth</b> - the 05/14/2014 at 4:31pm<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 11:46am<b>paige146622</b> - the 08/24/2013 at 10:48pm

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Pk93's favorite FMLs

Today, I missed my bus. But it didn't miss me. I've been in the hospital for 8 hours with a broken leg. FML

#21413750
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6915) - you deserved it (500)

On 05/21/2015 at 9:55pm - money - by FrickingBusDrivers (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my neighbor was having work done in his apartment, and he'd warned me that there might be some noise. Yes, there was, what with all the town's firemen in the building after he'd ruptured the main gas pipe. FML

#21413464
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17888) - you deserved it (1127) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/21/2015 at 7:51am - misc - by Jolabanane - France

Today, it was the first time a guy has shown any interest in me by calling me pretty. I was so shocked that instead of saying thank you, I hid behind the nearest object and promptly giggle-snorted. FML

Today, it was the first time a guy has shown any interest in me by calling me pretty. I was so shocked that instead of saying thank you, I hid behind the nearest object and promptly giggle-snorted. FML

Today, I got a call from a really great company that I applied to work for, asking me to come in for an interview. When I went in, they had no appointment scheduled and no idea who I was. It turned out it was all a prank by my brother and his friends. My brother is 30. FML

#21413299
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20333) - you deserved it (1309)

On 05/20/2015 at 10:49pm - work - by stilljobless (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a new employee started at our office. She's about 18, barely does any work, chews gum loudly, has no manners, and happens to sit right next to me. She also threatens to report me for harassment whenever I politely ask her to not bash my chair with the back of her chair. FML

#21413003
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22553) - you deserved it (1622)

On 05/20/2015 at 12:17pm - work - by Anonymous - Cyprus (Paphos)

Today, I spent half-an-hour trapped inside my dog's crate. The door locked behind me as I squeezed myself inside to stroke her. After bellowing at my family in the garden for what felt like an eternity, they came through just to laugh and take pictures. FML

#21412642
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20028) - you deserved it (6930)

On 05/19/2015 at 4:58pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Scottish Borders, The)

Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML

#21412612
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21060) - you deserved it (1388)

On 05/19/2015 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML

#21412440
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26075) - you deserved it (2745)

On 05/19/2015 at 7:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got my driver's license. My dad made multiple copies of his insurance cards for me to give to people when I inevitably hit them. Because "Let's face it." FML

Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML

#21409953
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28955) - you deserved it (2194)

On 05/14/2015 at 10:23am - misc - by sistertaxi - Australia

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31264) - you deserved it (6897)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, my window broke and will not close. My room is in a wooded area. I've already chased out two squirrels and a bird and it's only been an hour. I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up like Snow White with all sorts of wildlife sleeping with me. FML

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML

#21408378
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30295) - you deserved it (4729)

On 05/11/2015 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, I planned a lunch out with my mom for Mother's Day. She seemed excited about it and "couldn't wait!" She never showed up. FML

#21407958
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27012) - you deserved it (1781)

On 05/10/2015 at 6:08pm - misc - by weirdlaugh (woman) - United States



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