Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Pizzapiggy1

Offline (51 minutes ago) | Search for a member

Pizzapiggy1

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4462
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Pizzapiggy1 : I like to twerk and eat food, so yeah

Pizzapiggy1's page activity

Visits<b>vanguo</b> - 3 hours ago<b>Wondermage</b> - 3 hours ago<b>NicoSnowFlame</b> - 6 hours ago<b>NomeDMF</b> - 8 hours ago<b>MissEris</b> - 21 hours ago<b>straww</b> - yesterday at 3:07am<b>swag420xoxo</b> - yesterday at 5:50pm<b>jarlballin</b> - yesterday at 3:34pm<b>sonshadsil94</b> - yesterday at 2:29pm<b>Dramori</b> - yesterday at 7:33am<b>pikon</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 5:05am<b>Chiharo</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 4:44am<b>johnny692</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 5:09pm<b>superminty</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 7:09am<b>Kamorka</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 3:04am<b>mozilicious</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 2:46am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 1:36am<b>RealSuperSand</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 7:59am

Pizzapiggy1's FML badges

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

See all of Pizzapiggy1's badges

Pizzapiggy1's favorite FMLs

Today, my father passed away. I called my boss to let him know about the situation. His only response before hanging up: "Shit, dude. Well, I'll see you in the morning, these reports won't write themselves." FML

#21414400
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8096) - you deserved it (395)

On 05/23/2015 at 10:50am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML

#21414312
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13853) - you deserved it (986)

On 05/23/2015 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friends made a little game out of my OCD. They like to purposely poke one of my arms so I immediately poke the other one. They think it's hilarious and now do it constantly. FML

#21414073
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16934) - you deserved it (2301)

On 05/22/2015 at 4:11pm - misc - by danceinconverse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML

#21414003
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20463) - you deserved it (1416)

On 05/22/2015 at 1:10pm - misc - by homo fuckofftus (man) - United States (California)

Today, I missed my bus. But it didn't miss me. I've been in the hospital for 8 hours with a broken leg. FML

#21413750
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23195) - you deserved it (1625)

On 05/21/2015 at 9:55pm - money - by FrickingBusDrivers (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

#21413610
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26821) - you deserved it (2437)

On 05/21/2015 at 4:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was the first time a guy has shown any interest in me by calling me pretty. I was so shocked that instead of saying thank you, I hid behind the nearest object and promptly giggle-snorted. FML

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

#21412889
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29971) - you deserved it (2373)

On 05/20/2015 at 4:45am - intimacy - by wtf bro (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I bought an expensive video game and decided to show it off and post a photo of it on Instagram. When I got home to play it, it rejected my activation key. I then realised it was showing in the Instagram post. FML

#21411390
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11588) - you deserved it (40357)

On 05/17/2015 at 9:09am - misc - by PISSED OFF - Australia

Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML

#21410631
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30576) - you deserved it (1796)

On 05/15/2015 at 6:26pm - money - by that was mine - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to wake me up by fingering me. Let's just say going to the ER to get your tampon dug out isn't fun. FML

#21410572
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30504) - you deserved it (2522)

On 05/15/2015 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by nazirah4shizzle (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mum publicly shamed him on Facebook after she caught him having sex under her roof today. Everyone thought it was hilarious, except me. Not because I'm ashamed, but because I'm over 300 miles away right now. FML

#21407667
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35734) - you deserved it (1999)

On 05/10/2015 at 8:16am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, my drunken feminazi mother shouted to me at the top of her lungs, "All men are fucking assholes, and your new husband is no different!" during our wedding reception. All he did was ask her how she liked the salmon. FML

#21407591
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29934) - you deserved it (2623)

On 05/10/2015 at 2:00am - misc - by How's the salmon? - United States

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML

#21407311
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32913) - you deserved it (2711)

On 05/09/2015 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I found my 15-year-old son sleeping on the couch. I asked why, and he said he'd rented his room out to someone on Craigslist to make extra money, so he was getting used to sleeping in the living room instead. FML

#21406874
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29042) - you deserved it (2357)

On 05/08/2015 at 5:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



FML's blog

  • JT's illustrated FML
  • Hello everybody, how's it going? This week we're looking at the delicate art of getting along with your neighbours. If you've ever lived in an apartment building, you'll know that having people live…

Friday 22 May 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: