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Pizzapiggy1

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8502
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Pizzapiggy1 : Why won't Oprah adopt me

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Visits<b>phoneaddict13</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 4:17pm<b>nullroute</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 4:02am<b>Nyattack</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 2:58pm<b>psmith78332</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 2:13pm<b>alexxxx92</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 10:11pm<b>critic101101</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 8:37am<b>YTfangirl</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 6:32pm<b>LWSilverMoon</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 8:16pm<b>TXFernwoods</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 6:33pm<b>_minifty</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 12:27pm<b>Luerna</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 1:56am<b>TheAtomicBomb</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 1:13am<b>bertanator</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 6:55pm<b>LilsBills300</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 5:28pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 2:40pm<b>carlfirebolt</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 1:51pm<b>LHOTP</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 1:08pm<b>12345_qwertyy</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 11:45pm

Fucked!<b>phoneaddict13</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 10:00pm<b>_minifty</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 6:27pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 8:40pm<b>CandyDawg</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:24am

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Pizzapiggy1's favorite FMLs

Today, while trying to get my boss to reconsider laying off much of my department, I accidentally convinced him to lay me off too. FML

by Anonymous / 04/21/2016 at 12:55am / India (Delhi) / Work

Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML

by Dipping Tired / 04/20/2016 at 7:17pm / United States (New York) / Health

Today, my wife and I were Skyping, when she decided to put on a "show" for me. Seconds before she was about to climax, we lost internet connection. FML

by 0h_Boy / 04/20/2016 at 4:03pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML

by itsnotyouitsme / 04/20/2016 at 2:54pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML

by iliana74 / 04/20/2016 at 12:07pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, my friend spotted for me while I was lifting a barbell. He thought it would be hilarious to tickle my armpits as I lifted it all the way up. I can still taste vomit in my mouth and it hurts to breathe. FML

by not jacked / 04/20/2016 at 7:35am / United States (Connecticut) / Health

Today, I ran into a new guy at work who told me the regional manager was visiting today to evaluate the staff. I scoffed and said that everything I'd heard about the manager made him seem like a total prick. His reply? "Maybe, but I'm a prick who can FIRE people." FML

by Anonymous / 04/20/2016 at 6:04am / Australia (Victoria) / Work

Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML

by anonymous / 04/19/2016 at 11:09pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML

by chuffberry / 04/19/2016 at 9:39am / United States (North Carolina) / Health

Today, while making small talk with a veteran, I made the mistake of using the phrase "Cost an arm and a leg". He was a double amputee. FML

by Notpunny / 04/18/2016 at 6:58pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife told me alcohol gives me "increased confidence without increased ability." FML

by j / 04/18/2016 at 6:24pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML

by Anonymous / 04/18/2016 at 3:28pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I pulled off the road to help a turtle cross it. Before I could get out of my car a dump truck ran over the turtle, splattering my car with turtle guts and bits of shell. FML

by RestlessDiesel / 04/18/2016 at 10:40am / United States (New Hampshire) / Animals

Today, I scored the number of a cute girl. I gave her mine as well, just before leaving the bar. As I waved her goodbye, I attempted to do a cheesy "call me" gesture with my thumb and pinky finger, and winked. For a reason unknown to me, I ended up flipping her off. I still winked though. FML

by killme.jpeg / 04/17/2016 at 9:04pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Miscellaneous

Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML

by MasterMcrib / 04/17/2016 at 4:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous