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Pizzapiggy1

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  • Number of visits : 5735
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Pizzapiggy1 : I like to twerk and eat food, so yeah

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Pizzapiggy1's favorite FMLs

Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML

#21448605
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3030) - you deserved it (1163)

On 07/28/2015 at 2:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a customer bitched me out, saying he wouldn't eat his vegetarian dish because it didn't "look vegetarian enough." He then demanded a refund and a plate of the same vegetarian dish. FML

#21448499
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11457) - you deserved it (645)

On 07/28/2015 at 9:14am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to a garden party my friend had invited me to. I soon discovered they had seriously downplayed the formality of the event, as I noticed trays of fancy hors d'oeuvres and glasses of champagne lined up on the table. I showed up with Kool Aid and Ritz crackers. FML

#21448484
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16812) - you deserved it (2249)

On 07/28/2015 at 8:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Slough)

Today, after a 4 or 5 month-long dry spell, I woke up next to an amazing and beautiful woman. Neither of us were wearing pants. She looked me in the eyes and said, "Did I piss the bed?" FML

#21448401
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15369) - you deserved it (1671)

On 07/28/2015 at 2:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML

#21448362
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18691) - you deserved it (2760)

On 07/28/2015 at 1:02am - misc - by anon - United States (Illinois)

Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML

#21448024
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20722) - you deserved it (1540)

On 07/27/2015 at 12:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML

#21447549
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19453) - you deserved it (4325)

On 07/26/2015 at 2:20pm - love - by rissa5214 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML

#21447547
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24002) - you deserved it (1915)

On 07/26/2015 at 2:15pm - love - by lextoast - Rwanda

Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML

#21447538
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19076) - you deserved it (1609)

On 07/26/2015 at 1:55pm - love - by suosi (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my friend told me that Otter Box phone cases protect the phone whether it's thrown or just dropped. I disagreed. He then threw his phone across the room into a cement wall to prove it. The phone's screen was completely shattered and now he thinks I owe him a new phone. FML

#21447294
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25387) - you deserved it (2251)

On 07/26/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by TheAce44 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was hanging out with my neighbor. He asked me if I wanted to play Twister, and I said no because I thought it would be weird. What was his response? "C'mon. You can leave if it gets sexual". FML

Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML

#21446581
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25092) - you deserved it (2647)

On 07/24/2015 at 2:54pm - misc - by HAIL SITHIS (woman) - United States

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML

#21445547
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23623) - you deserved it (4864)

On 07/22/2015 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML

#21445322
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10519) - you deserved it (45331)

On 07/22/2015 at 2:18am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I had to explain to my boss that DVI ports are not the same as HDMI ports. When I showed him the HDMI cable, he said, "Oh! You mean USB!" He's an engineering manager. FML

#21445231
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23139) - you deserved it (1462)

On 07/21/2015 at 11:02pm - work - by geek (man) - United States (Washington)



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