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Today, my cellphone-hating teacher called someone during class, so I called him out about it. Turned out his wife was having a tumor removed, and he was calling to see if she was okay. FML

Today, I got to work and saw a new desk had been setup on stilts. 'Oh, who got the standing desk?' I asked. Turns out it's for the guy in the wheelchair who was right behind me. It needs to be high so the controls of his wheelchair can fit under the desk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17015) - you deserved it (3241)

On 02/02/2016 at 5:06am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I walked in on one of my co-workers jerking off in the bathroom, complete with heavy breathing and victory groans. I don't want to go to HR, but I can't even look at him anymore. We have to work on a project together next week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19771) - you deserved it (1630)

On 01/29/2016 at 1:36pm - work - by Sandman2015 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally worked up the nerve to ask the super-cute cashier for her phone number. "Aw, how cute. Do you have an older brother?" FML


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On 01/26/2016 at 4:18am - love - by CaptMacLeod (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend wasn't kidding when she said that if I hit her cervix just the 'right' way during sex, she'd puke. I was on the bottom. FML

Today, I learned the hard way what the inside of my toe looks like. FML

Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML


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On 01/25/2016 at 11:54pm - love - by UniGrad2019 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML


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On 01/25/2016 at 10:02pm - misc - by 99jellybean (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend moved in with me. I just walked into my kitchen to find my thirty year-old, perfectly seasoned cast iron skillet completely submerged in soapy water in the sink, presumably from last night when he washed the dishes. FML

Today, I was leaving the house to go on a date. My dad stopped me at the door and said confidently, "Tear that pussy up, son." I'm gay and my dad knows that. FML


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On 01/24/2016 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML


I agree, your life sucks (19905) - you deserved it (5199)

On 01/23/2016 at 3:48pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my pubic hairs were poking into my wang, I went to scratch it. Something bit my hand. FML


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On 01/22/2016 at 12:47am - animals - by swag papi - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, two teen girls got into a shouting match at the table next to mine at the food court. Sensing a fight brewing, I got up to leave. I stood up just in time for one of the girls to throw her tray, which missed her target and hit me in the head. FML

Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML


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On 01/14/2016 at 7:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my girlfriend launched her own business. I was recently laid off from my job, so I offered to be her very first employee. I now have the glamorous job of bleaching people's assholes. FML


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On 01/12/2016 at 1:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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