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Pizzapiggy1

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5245
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Pizzapiggy1 : I like to twerk and eat food, so yeah

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Pizzapiggy1's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML

#21432817
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20203) - you deserved it (2134)

On 06/27/2015 at 1:40pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, we had customer complaints of a child molester hanging around our restaurant. After confrontation by a manager, he wouldn't leave. I had to be walked to my car after my shift by more than one person because I look 12 and they were afraid for me. I'm almost 19. FML

#21430929
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23978) - you deserved it (1789)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:23pm - work - by ilook12 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

#21430924
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30678) - you deserved it (1775)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML

#21430717
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19442) - you deserved it (16211)

On 06/23/2015 at 4:00pm - animals - by ej6901 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boss confided in me that when a gay person visits his house, he discreetly follows them around and cleans anything they touched and everywhere they sat with disinfectant wipes. I've worked for him for 7 years but he doesn't know I'm gay. FML

#21430685
116 comments

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

#21430208
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28470) - you deserved it (1257)

On 06/22/2015 at 4:46pm - health - by ICanExplain - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

#21430188
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24725) - you deserved it (2842)

On 06/22/2015 at 3:55pm - love - by Partners (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I accidentally sat on my sister's imaginary monkey. She then stabbed me with a pencil. I still can't get the piece of graphite out of my hand. FML

#21430170
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23591) - you deserved it (2058)

On 06/22/2015 at 3:10pm - kids - by vkryss13 - Guam

Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML

#21430015
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26697) - you deserved it (2358)

On 06/22/2015 at 7:26am - misc - by 1234 - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband let my 8-year-old twins play with handcuffs. I thought my husband was pretending he had lost the key but after 4 hours, he walked in with his head down and said, "I've made a terrible mistake honey." FML

#21429657
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24580) - you deserved it (2048)

On 06/21/2015 at 5:37pm - kids - by hfs palm - United States

Today, I forbade a student in the writing seminar I instructed from continuing to present his disturbing poems about demons. He responded to this by convincing nearly every other student in the seminar to write and read out loud several of his poems. FML

#21429629
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19118) - you deserved it (7420)

On 06/21/2015 at 4:42pm - work - by ihateloopholes (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML

#21429349
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25046) - you deserved it (2977)

On 06/21/2015 at 2:04am - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML

#21429236
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26017) - you deserved it (3666)

On 06/20/2015 at 9:59pm - love - by hotheadslav - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

#21428964
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25720) - you deserved it (2322)

On 06/20/2015 at 6:45am - love - by ugh - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML

#21428771
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24845) - you deserved it (8131)

On 06/19/2015 at 9:06pm - misc - by jenpearl (woman) - Australia



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