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Pizzapiggy1

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Pizzapiggy1

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6129
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Pizzapiggy1 : Why won't Oprah adopt me

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Visits<b>YTfangirl</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 6:32pm<b>LWSilverMoon</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 8:16pm<b>TXFernwoods</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 6:33pm<b>_minifty</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 12:27pm<b>Luerna</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 1:56am<b>TheAtomicBomb</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 1:13am<b>bertanator</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 6:55pm<b>LilsBills300</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 5:28pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 2:40pm<b>carlfirebolt</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 1:51pm<b>LHOTP</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 1:08pm<b>12345_qwertyy</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 11:45pm<b>AnonymousBella</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 7:49pm<b>tsommer</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 4:27pm<b>rydin10</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 8:19pm<b>Nicky816</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 6:54pm<b>mrut92</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 6:53pm<b>Much2Much4U</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 6:34pm

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Pizzapiggy1's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML

#21464117
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18421) - you deserved it (2634)

On 09/03/2015 at 12:30pm - misc - by kp - United States

Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML

#21463971
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19784) - you deserved it (1479)

On 09/02/2015 at 11:37pm - work - by ihatemyjob - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I agreed to stay a week with my wife's parents, who she told me were traditional Japanese. I was prepared for having to wear Japanese clothes while in the house, but I wasn't prepared for communal bathing in the same huge bath with her father, grandfather, uncle and two brothers. FML

#21463801
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18246) - you deserved it (1815)

On 09/02/2015 at 4:13pm - misc - by Alan (man) - Germany

Today, my doctor informed me that the tests we've been doing the previous months show no sign of leukemia. I was just about to express my relief when he casually followed up with, "Never mind, there's still a lot of other blood-related diseases we need to look out for." FML

#21463645
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19979) - you deserved it (1186)

On 09/02/2015 at 6:09am - health - by Lily (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, my parents made me quit a school team that I absolutely loved, because women "aren't supposed to play sports." and were worried that if I stayed on the team, I'd develop a manly physique. FML

#21463369
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25601) - you deserved it (1655)

On 09/01/2015 at 1:02pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

#21462545
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28041) - you deserved it (2152)

On 08/30/2015 at 11:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's much older sister for the first time. Turns out she is actually my old high school English teacher who used to make me cry at least 3 times a week. It's been three hours and I've accidentally called her Miss Willow 4 times and been reduced to tears twice. FML

#21462491
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26410) - you deserved it (2825)

On 08/30/2015 at 8:13am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my mom decided to show me her new rape whistle. She kept blowing it every couple of minutes while we were stuck in traffic. FML

#21461377
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19305) - you deserved it (1257)

On 08/27/2015 at 3:52pm - misc - by PositiveElectron - United States (Virginia)

Today, I've reached the point in my life where the "Apply to affected area" label on acne cream essentially means I need to take a bath in the stuff. FML

#21460776
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22126) - you deserved it (1754)

On 08/26/2015 at 12:33am - health - by Whiteheads - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at my summer babysitting job. The family's dog puked on the carpet and I proceeded to clean it up with baking soda and a mix of water/vinegar. Instead of blending in with the other areas of the carpet, the one spot I cleaned is white while the other areas are still darkened by filth. FML

#21460085
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20969) - you deserved it (2090)

On 08/24/2015 at 1:32pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after some great sex, my boyfriend mused: "You know, from this position, I could punch you in the cunt and you wouldn't be able to stop me." I could only relax when he finally fell asleep nearly an hour later. FML

#21459620
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21879) - you deserved it (2435)

On 08/23/2015 at 10:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while trying to lift a weight bar at the gym, I ended up cracking my rib cage and almost passed out. My friend, who was supposed to be spotting for me, couldn't help until the last second because he'd snuck off to flirt with a pair of guys halfway across the room. FML

#21459605
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20525) - you deserved it (5337)

On 08/23/2015 at 8:35am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML

#21459438
163 comments

Today, I came home from a stay at my girlfriend's place. My little brother stepped on my bag and accidentally switched my vibrator on. I told him the buzzing sound was my electric toothbrush. He went to the bathroom and came back with the toothbrush. He won't stop asking what's in my bag. FML

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

#21459115
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24604) - you deserved it (3509)

On 08/21/2015 at 11:59pm - love - by cuckoo (man) - United States (Alabama)



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