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Pizzadude43897

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 January 2001 (13 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 72
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

#21285323
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31533) - you deserved it (2513)

On 10/25/2014 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44495) - you deserved it (7087)

On 07/05/2014 at 1:53pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43162) - you deserved it (6109)

On 06/07/2014 at 10:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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