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Pizzadude43897

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 January 2001 (15 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 254
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>AlexisCrystine</b> - the 06/16/2014 at 1:57pm

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Pizzadude43897's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

by Anonymous / 10/25/2014 at 11:28pm / United States (Oregon) / Geek

Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML

by Anonymous / 07/05/2014 at 1:53pm / United States / Work

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

by Anonymous / 06/07/2014 at 10:34pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous