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Visits<b>tadienae</b> - the 12/16/2013 at 7:39am

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Today, I asked my husband to tell me something nice about myself. He thought for a few moments, then said, "Uh, you shit quietly." FML

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110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34182) - you deserved it (5688)

On 08/17/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by ugh thanks - United States (Ohio)

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

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136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44479) - you deserved it (5342)

On 10/23/2013 at 12:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28030) - you deserved it (44935)

On 04/13/2013 at 2:07pm - misc - by reallythough - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML

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114 comments

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On 04/08/2009 at 11:43pm - animals - by BadBreath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (118674) - you deserved it (7865)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by Alexa23 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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