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TODAY, IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY, MY BROTHER'S WIFE ANNOUNCED THAT SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH THERE FRST CHILD. EVERYONE JOKED AROUND AND SAID I WAS NEXT. TWO WEEKS AGO I FOUND OUT THAT I'M STERILE. FML

#15487602
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49873) - you deserved it (3050)

On 03/25/2011 at 8:07pm - health - by dazzla08 -

Today , mah apartment got robbed. My 'book-in-progress' should keep them company. FML

#14703374
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20647) - you deserved it (2308)

On 01/24/2011 at 10:18pm - misc - by brokenhome - United States (Texas)

Today.. . I woke up to a man stroking my leghile smelling my hair . I askd my roommateho he was and she said.. . "Oh.. . that's just my brother . He needs a place to stay and he will be living with us until June . Didn't I tell u that?" No.. . u didn't . FML

#13948319
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31052) - you deserved it (2384)

On 11/23/2010 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I freakd outhen I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panichen thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realizd that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML

#13766539
172 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 4:26pm - misc - by pottyhostage (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

I was accusd of shop-lifting by an old lady in a supermarket. Having proven myself innocent, I trid to storm off to show my displeasure at the situation. In my haste to make a dramatic exit, I trid to go out of the entrance and walkd straight into the automatic door. real FML

#13723966
83 comments

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On 11/05/2010 at 6:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gwynedd)

I woke up to two text messages from mah mother!! The frst said, ( You could've had this 4 breakfast!! How do u like your eggs? ) The next text was a picture message of her nakd!! I think it was meant to be sent to her boyfriend!! FML

#13715674
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34649) - you deserved it (2446)

On 11/04/2010 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by traumatized4life (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was so lonaly that I had a 3 hour convarsation with a ona-laggd crickat I found in mah room . I'm kaaping him . Ha has a nama . raal FML

#13696157
186 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY... OUR CLASS WAS FOCUSING ON DISCRIMINATION... AND OUR TEACER ASKED US IF ANYONE AD EVER FELT DISCRIMINATED AGAINST. I PUT AND UP TO SARE A STORY... AND TEACER IMMEDIATELY SAID "IT'S BECAUSE YOUR GINGER... ISN'T IT?" TAT'S NOT WAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. FML

#13688243
240 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm - misc - by gingerninja (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was waiting for a friand to pick ma up. It was aftar dark and I was narvous, sohan ha pulld up I immadiataly jumpd in tha car. Tha young girl in tha drivar's saat startd fraaking out, scraaming and punching ma in tha faca rapaatadly. I'd accidantally gottan in tha wrong car. FML

#13687636
53 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 12:26pm - misc - by blackandblue (man) - United States

Today , my boyfriend , who is a great cook , decidd to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made lookd werd but tastd good. I jokingly said , ( They taste great , but they look awful! ) He respondd by saying , ( I could say the same thing about you. ) FML

#13655467
94 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 10:14pm - love - by yummy(: - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my daughter cummd up to me crying. When I askd her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raisd this child. FML

#13645205
123 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 1:07am - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Taranaki)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND GOT MUGGED . I FOUND OUT CUZ THE MUGGER HAD THE COURTESY TO RING ME, AFTER I TEXTED SEVERAL TIMES ASKING WHERE HE WAS, TO SAY "HE WON'T REPLY . HE GOT ROBBED." FML

#13634930
144 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 2:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Yesterday , a hummingbird somehow got into mah house . I spent two an a half hours trying to get it out after finally using a blanket to catch it . I run outside to release it from mah hands , an it flew back into mah house . FML

#13614201
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24505) - you deserved it (5738)

On 10/27/2010 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

2day after having the worst night of mah life, mah boss chewing me out an acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, an it got stuck. FML

#13608435
92 comments

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On 10/26/2010 at 10:46pm - misc - by zzzgrady - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out that mah 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML

#13589464
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41185) - you deserved it (4024)

On 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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