Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Ping600

Search for a member

Ping600

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 136
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ping600 : { •I'm a girl who's age is somewhere between 14 and 18. I'm probably one of the most socially awkward people you'll ever meet. Though, once you really start to know me, I become much more talkative and "hyper". (So I've been told..) Aside from being the awkward person at the checkout line fumbling with their change, I'm extremely sarcastic and somewhat blunt. I've been told I'm terribly negative, but I'm not a pessimist. I just have the tendency to use more dark humor than I probably should.. I adore anime and manga. Along with music, of course. I'm an aspiring artist. I love writing and drawing, and I work everyday to improve my skills. I love making new friends. Despite being so shy, I really do enjoy meeting new people. So feel free to send me a message sometime! (God knows I won't bite..) }

Ping600's page activity

Visits<b>Redthetrainer</b> - the 10/31/2013 at 5:52pm<b>ignoremeimweird</b> - the 10/04/2013 at 11:01am<b>AnimeAddict95</b> - the 09/17/2013 at 12:42am<b>redwrath</b> - the 08/25/2013 at 4:34am<b>baconator666</b> - the 08/21/2013 at 8:09pm<b>thehuntress309</b> - the 08/20/2013 at 4:00pm<b>domolovesyoshi</b> - the 08/20/2013 at 8:31am<b>Mornai</b> - the 08/19/2013 at 3:00pm<b>Pleonasm</b> - the 08/19/2013 at 12:42pm<b>iAlissa</b> - the 08/19/2013 at 12:00am

Ping600's FML badges

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of Ping600's badges

Ping600's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to my husband about our favorite TV show, when he took my face in his hands and sweetly whispered, "You're so pretty. Why must you ruin it with words?" FML

#20880791
103 comments

Today, I explained to my roommate that if she kept using all of our kitchen utensils as sex toys and hoarding them because of the varying degrees of orgasms she could achieve, we wouldn't be able to cook or eat in our own house. FML

Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML

#20836611
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32609) - you deserved it (3472)

On 08/14/2013 at 2:41am - misc - by HoratioNo (man) - United States (California)

Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML

#20835323
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40563) - you deserved it (6114)

On 08/13/2013 at 12:10pm - misc - by cookiemonster (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claims to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A "rare disease." His excuse for everyone rejecting him? "Friend-zoning bitches." I was the last resort even for a jackoff "nice guy" werewolf. FML

#20829503
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36268) - you deserved it (3254)

On 08/09/2013 at 6:13pm - misc - by WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1! (woman) - United States

Today, I got angry after not being able to have an orgasm. What was I angry at? My own hand. FML

#20759304
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42916) - you deserved it (20659)

On 07/02/2013 at 2:47am - intimacy - by lonely girl (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was planning on having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, so I asked my roomate to stay out of our apartment. About half-way through, my roomate blared "The Eye of the Tiger" from the other side of the door. My girlfriend laughed so hard that we couldn't finish. FML

#20733192
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56733) - you deserved it (7978)

On 06/18/2013 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

#20713183
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60719) - you deserved it (13784)

On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, my brother looked me dead in the eyes and said his life goal is to find a way to jizz on everyone in the world. I'm scared. FML

#20703677
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55432) - you deserved it (5020)

On 06/03/2013 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Poland (Kujawsko-Pomorskie)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

#20698637
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65420) - you deserved it (18672)

On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #1: Getting there
  • A lot of people will spout off the tired old cliché that the destination isn't as important as the journey itself. Well, what if you're on your way to the Playboy Mansion then?…

Tuesday 22 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: