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PimpdaddyCJT
  • Town/Country : Brunswick, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 January 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 4285
  • Number of comments : 246
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

#13140704
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32097) - you deserved it (4294)

On 09/21/2010 at 8:44am - kids - by cganon - United Kingdom

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

#13139636
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28262) - you deserved it (4577)

On 09/21/2010 at 4:50am - misc - by teardrops - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, whilst working as a language assistant in Germany as part of my degree, some 9 year-old German kids asked me to please speak English to them because my German was so poor. FML

#13139163
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10864) - you deserved it (14200)

On 09/21/2010 at 3:10am - kids - by themildthings (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I went to a museum that had exhibits of wax people in the hallways. We were taking pictures of what we thought to be a waxwork old lady. Turns out she was real. FML

#13138405
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17717) - you deserved it (8220)

On 09/21/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by yourmom - United States (Georgia)

Today, a crying kid was brought to my attention by a customer. He was so upset from losing his mom that he couldn't say his name or his moms name. I took him around the store asking him to point out his mom. Once we found her she told me "I was hiding from my kid to test his independence." FML

#13107358
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28303) - you deserved it (1685)

On 09/19/2010 at 12:27am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got back from a three week trip in the Alaska back-country. I survived climbing fatally steep mountains, white water rafting in a freezing glacier river, and a near bear attack. Despite all that, a badly thrown frisbee managed to split my eyebrow in half. FML

#13105771
142 comments

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On 09/18/2010 at 10:54pm - misc - by Gabby125 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

#13103796
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36877) - you deserved it (2312)

On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)

Today, my ex-boyfriend's mother came up to me at school, yelling and causing a scene in front of everyone for breaking her son's heart. We broke up over a year ago because he was cheating on me. FML

#13073501
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29733) - you deserved it (1887)

On 09/16/2010 at 12:23pm - love - by whatabitch (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML

#13071256
160 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 5:04am - misc - by itchybollos - Australia

Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML

#13070669
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24013) - you deserved it (4361)

On 09/16/2010 at 3:04am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML

#13070220
101 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I crawled into bed naked, wanting to get some and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass and said 'oh' then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML

#13069724
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30079) - you deserved it (5245)

On 09/16/2010 at 1:13am - intimacy - by bonesniffer (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML

#13068914
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45403) - you deserved it (3803)

On 09/16/2010 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML

#13064737
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18700) - you deserved it (10867)

On 09/15/2010 at 7:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML

#13052175
151 comments

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On 09/14/2010 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by ohno - United States



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