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Today, my father bet me $200 that since my boyfriend is "such a stupid shit," he wouldn't be able to locate Paraguay on a map. I gladly accepted the bet. Not only did he not know where it is, he actually accused us of making the country up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20291) - you deserved it (12433)

On 09/08/2012 at 3:16pm - misc - by dating a fucking idiot (woman) - United States

Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27558) - you deserved it (57010)

On 05/05/2009 at 10:17am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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