About Pilotchick : The name is Kayla Brianna Noakes, and I'm 18. I listen to just about every genre of music, except really heavy stuff. I read a lot, and only come on FML to laugh, and most of the time I do. Well that's all.
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by justgreat / 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my boss scheduled a staff breakfast at a swanky new restaurant for all the hard work we've been doing. The dining area is on the roof, and the building has no elevator. I've been in a wheelchair for 11 years. When I brought this to my boss's attention, he said it wasn't his problem. FML
by jayc80 / 05/20/2011 at 1:59pm / Bermuda (Hamilton) / Work
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