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  • Number of visits : 485
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Pilotchick : The name is Kayla Brianna Noakes, and I'm 18. I listen to just about every genre of music, except really heavy stuff. I read a lot, and only come on FML to laugh, and most of the time I do. Well that's all.

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Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML


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On 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by justgreat - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss scheduled a staff breakfast at a swanky new restaurant for all the hard work we've been doing. The dining area is on the roof, and the building has no elevator. I've been in a wheelchair for 11 years. When I brought this to my boss's attention, he said it wasn't his problem. FML


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