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Today, I saw the guy who helped me yesterday when I was lost by telling me which bus to take. He came up to me and asked me how it went. I told him that the bus went the exact opposite way I wanted to go. He laughed and said, "I know." FML
by Lemurcat / 12/11/2013 at 11:56am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I met a fellow Star Wars fan. We began enthusiastically talking about how almost no one our age knows the good old classics anymore. I was referring to the original trilogy; she was talking about the ones with Jar Jar Binks. FML
by StarWarsGeek / 11/21/2013 at 1:00am / United States / Love
by whatdoesitmatter / 10/01/2013 at 6:47am / India (Tamil Nadu) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 7:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML
by ggabrams / 08/17/2013 at 8:55am / United States (Hawaii) / Kids
Today, a girl at my tanning salon was ranting about how expensive it was and how she wished there was a cheaper way to get a tan. I joked, "Like from the sun?" She angrily called me a "sassy bitch", screamed to my boss about me, and then threatened to sue us when he kicked her out. FML
by fuck you retail / 05/27/2013 at 4:18pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I told my mom about the rough time I'm having over my recent break-up, and how I can't help thinking about my ex every single day. Her attempt to console me involved saying, "Pft. I bet he doesn't think about you every day" and walking away. Thanks. FML
by Anonymous / 03/12/2013 at 2:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by LilRedRiding_27 / 01/13/2013 at 2:24am / United States (California) / Love
by Misky / 07/01/2012 at 10:51pm / Miscellaneous
by nanall / 06/04/2012 at 3:19am / United States / Kids
by types / 03/02/2012 at 10:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by MahSquito / 02/05/2012 at 9:14pm / United States / Health
by dukebluedevils13 / 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals
Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML
by catherine / 06/17/2011 at 7:32am / United Kingdom (London) / Holidays
Today, I found out my ex boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML
by guttedgirl / 06/04/2011 at 7:35am / United Kingdom (Staffordshire) / Love
- Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even… Today, my two moms were telling some fairly obscene jokes about their sex life. When I told them to… Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are…