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Today, I saw the guy who helped me yesterday when I was lost by telling me which bus to take. He came up to me and asked me how it went. I told him that the bus went the exact opposite way I wanted to go. He laughed and said, "I know." FML
by Lemurcat / 12/11/2013 at 11:56am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I met a fellow Star Wars fan. We began enthusiastically talking about how almost no one our age knows the good old classics anymore. I was referring to the original trilogy; she was talking about the ones with Jar Jar Binks. FML
by StarWarsGeek / 11/21/2013 at 1:00am / United States / Love
by whatdoesitmatter / 10/01/2013 at 6:47am / India (Tamil Nadu) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 7:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML
by ggabrams / 08/17/2013 at 8:55am / United States (Hawaii) / Kids
Today, a girl at my tanning salon was ranting about how expensive it was and how she wished there was a cheaper way to get a tan. I joked, "Like from the sun?" She angrily called me a "sassy bitch", screamed to my boss about me, and then threatened to sue us when he kicked her out. FML
by fuck you retail / 05/27/2013 at 4:18pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I told my mom about the rough time I'm having over my recent break-up, and how I can't help thinking about my ex every single day. Her attempt to console me involved saying, "Pft. I bet he doesn't think about you every day" and walking away. Thanks. FML
by Anonymous / 03/12/2013 at 2:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by LilRedRiding_27 / 01/13/2013 at 2:24am / United States (California) / Love
by Misky / 07/01/2012 at 10:51pm / Miscellaneous
by nanall / 06/04/2012 at 3:19am / United States / Kids
by types / 03/02/2012 at 10:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by MahSquito / 02/05/2012 at 9:14pm / United States / Health
by dukebluedevils13 / 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals
Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML
by catherine / 06/17/2011 at 7:32am / United Kingdom (London) / Holidays
Today, I found out my ex boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML
by guttedgirl / 06/04/2011 at 7:35am / United Kingdom (Staffordshire) / Love
- Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool… Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love… Today, my ex told me she still misses having sex with me. Her next text was "but it's still over."…