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About Pieby : I have a dog (profile picture) and a devilish kitten. My favorite movie is grown ups 1 and I love games like Terraria, Minecraft, and Call of Duty. (I'm a gamer)
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Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML
Today, my dad called me into the bathroom, saying "Get a load of this shit, son" and forcing me to look at the biggest, foulest-smelling turd I have ever seen in my life in the toilet. It's been three hours and I still feel physically ill. FML
Thursday 22 January 2015