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Pieby

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 March 2001 (13 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 198
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Pieby : I have a dog (profile picture) and a devilish kitten. My favorite movie is grown ups 1 and I love games like Terraria, Minecraft, and Call of Duty. (I'm a gamer)

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Pieby's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35946) - you deserved it (3846)

On 08/06/2014 at 9:34am - animals - by Baustigt - Australia

Today, my dad called me into the bathroom, saying "Get a load of this shit, son" and forcing me to look at the biggest, foulest-smelling turd I have ever seen in my life in the toilet. It's been three hours and I still feel physically ill. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41798) - you deserved it (5304)

On 06/13/2014 at 4:17pm - health - by green and not with envy (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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