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PieGuy
  • Town/Country : Under, Your bed
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 July 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 5496
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About PieGuy : Pie is the shit.

...and no im not some fat fuck. im only 140 lbs 6 ft.

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Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47509) - you deserved it (2236)

On 04/19/2009 at 7:07pm - work - by guessimdead (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

#794025 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (57539) - you deserved it (12315)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043 (411)

I agree, your life sucks (252630) - you deserved it (34062)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (493)

I agree, your life sucks (170845) - you deserved it (52072)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)



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