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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 September 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 904
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About PicanteSeed : a lot of people assume I'm a homosexual they are correct with their assumption . when I'm nervous I cant control the pitch of my voice, excuse me while I scream...

KIK: joniro23

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PicanteSeed's favorite FMLs

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27175) - you deserved it (11262)

On 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered why my pet bird has been hiding behind my couch pillow lately. It's not because she was nesting, as I thought. She's been secretly tearing apart the whole couch from behind there instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26351) - you deserved it (4436)

On 04/18/2015 at 3:34pm - animals - by thisisnotavirustrustme.exe (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML


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On 04/15/2015 at 6:12pm - misc - by Drill Drilled - United States (California)

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML


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On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML


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On 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

Today, I went to work and said hi to my boss. He reached towards me. I thought he was trying to give me a hug, so I awkwardly hugged him back. Turned out he was just trying to fix my shirt collar. FML


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On 01/09/2015 at 4:17pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was sitting at my computer, petting one of my cats, who was sitting on my lap. My other cat got jealous and tried to climb onto my lap as well. They ended up fighting. I was wearing shorts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30166) - you deserved it (4160)

On 01/09/2015 at 1:44am - animals - by Crazy Cat Guy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I could not decide what was sadder: the fact that I have to work on New Year's Eve, or that fact that working on New Year's Eve is still the most exciting thing I've ever done for New Year's Eve. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28367) - you deserved it (3025)

On 12/31/2014 at 7:29pm - work - by MegaZeo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML


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On 12/26/2014 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML


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On 12/23/2014 at 3:46pm - misc - by wowdadreally (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got 3 different rejection letters mailed to me from the same college. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34609) - you deserved it (2941)

On 12/18/2014 at 11:04pm - misc - by ai_lauren (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up to the lovely sounds of goats having escaped their pen and climbed onto the roof. Again. FML

Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML


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On 12/15/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by thechaos (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I spent well over an hour waiting for customer service to assist me with my forgotten password, only to realize, 5 minutes into the conversation, that I had never created an account in the first place. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17335) - you deserved it (26803)

On 12/14/2014 at 2:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

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